Diary of an inept mountain biker and Real Ale drinker. Sunday, 28 April 2013. Was the request from Wors and Toss earlier this month. They had been chatting in the pub about how long it had been since we did a full on Lakes epic, and decided to get their shit together and organise one. Rather omniously, the forecast for Friday was for a snow band to pass over the Lakes, but Saturday was looking fine. We decided to chance it. Was pretty windy to be honest and a touch chilly too so we all layered up.

The title is self explanatory. there is no need for elaboration. Tuesday, December 07, 2010. I am actually exploring the possibility of the impossible. I always land myself with weird concoctions. it makes me wonder sometimes, can i just be normal. being normal to me is just abnormal. Sunday, December 05, 2010. 40 hours awake with no sleep.

Ridicule of Nonsense and Nonsense about the Ridiculous. Why We Must Stop Assuming. With all this snowy weather, I am stuck in with a blizzard raging outside my window, wondering about snowflakes. The Benefits of Balancing an Inclusive Workplace with a Fair Welfare State. Getting Great Britain Back on Its Feet.

Diary of a not so skinny girl. Thursday, February 3, 2011. I am out of fruit. The world may stop turning. I have just about 7 seconds to type this and get out the door. My new years resolution should have been.